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I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want |
Riviat
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| Posted on Apr 01 2009 12:15 |
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Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself! |
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Saude
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Location: Alberta, Canada
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| Posted on Apr 01 2009 16:30 |
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I kicked a stuffed animal in your bathroom because that's how I roll.
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Zahri
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| Posted on Apr 01 2009 23:26 |
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I am not sure mine is something I want to be posting online.
Oh, what the heck!
I licked a fireman in a hole because I'M AWESOME!  |
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Loxias
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Location: Brampton, Ontario, Canada
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| Posted on Apr 01 2009 23:47 |
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I danced with a gangster in your bathroom because I can't control myself!
I actually am wearing a shirt, but have no eyesight to see what colour it is |
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Trevaine
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Location: Australia
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| Posted on Apr 02 2009 00:42 |
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I jumped on a fireman in a hole because someone offered me $1,000,000. |
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Saude
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Location: Alberta, Canada
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| Posted on Apr 02 2009 02:26 |
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Zahri wrote:
I am not sure mine is something I want to be posting online.
Oh, what the heck!
I licked a fireman in a hole because I'M AWESOME!
Oh dear, that's rather unfortunate..
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Slowdraw
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| Posted on Apr 02 2009 02:43 |
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Mine doesn't really work. 
I did the Macarena with a homeless guy sliding down a hill because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
My nephew, on the other hand, gets:
I smelled your mom in line at the bank because I can't control myself!
which I think rivals licking a fireman. |
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Hylaeus
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Location: Adelaide, South Australia
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| Posted on Apr 02 2009 07:24 |
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I ran over my brother Riding a Motorcycle because I think I need some serious help.
How appropriate
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Anessa
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| Posted on Apr 04 2009 16:30 |
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I had lunch with a baseball bat riding a motorcycle because that's how I roll.
oh yeah.. tht's me.. lol
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Gnaffle
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| Posted on Apr 06 2009 14:42 |
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I karate chopped my science teacher Riding a Motorcycle because I'm cool like that!
oh yah! |
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Malaclypse
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| Posted on Apr 15 2009 09:16 |
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I sang to an iPod at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do want I want. |
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Kasab
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| Posted on Apr 30 2009 17:22 |
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Mine wins and is soooooooo true..I think
I did the Macrena with a banana in a hole because I can't control myself!
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